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Iona Miller's NEW AGE MEME SERIES --
WHAT DO THESE THINGS MEME? by Iona Miller, 12/2008

THE ASCENSION MEME: Old Archetypes in New Age Context

MEMES include beliefs, thoughts, ideas, theories, gestures, practices, fashions, habits, songs, and dances. Memes, including personal and social transformation, propagate themselves and can permeate the cultural landscape like a virus. Historically, there have been wave upon waves of spiritualism, each based on cultish memes. The New Age fad of the 80s and 90s has bbecome part of the cultural landscape.

Currently, the New Age virus has mutated into Ascensionism, a variant of the Rapture archetype, seasoned with the pseudo-science fantasy of quantum or intentional "activating" of dormant/junk DNA. There is no consensus among ascension brands exactly what that means. Such spiritual truths may not pass a reality check. Many an Aquarian Conspiracy has fizzled Out On A Limb with I AM channelling and crystals replaced by vortexes, singularity, scalar waves and 2012 mystique.

Alt.Religion has gone hyperdimensional, even transhuman, at least in its language. Ascension is self-declared godhood, which even a humanist might find embarrasingly grandiose if not pathological. In the myth, Christ ascended, their belief says his followers will, and the metaphysical alternative wants an ascension myth, too. The New Age is salvific but you have to save yourself and deify yourself.

Heirs of Blavatsky's ascended masters believe that they will likewise ascend to an occult version of transcendent life. But can we track the progress of Jesus at light speed through the solar system, much less our own? Yet we persist in searching the heavens, figratively and literally.

Rather than an evolutionary imperative, ascension may be quite the opposite - disinformation spread by a fantasy of 'resonance' that is actually infection with and adoption of misinformation. The gestalt of Ascensionism connects multiple layers of otherwise unconnected beliefs and ideas. Mysticism loves to wrap itself in science.

It isn't the first time science has been coopted to substantiate metaphysical or solipsistic beliefs. As in psy ops, a person is bombarded with intriguing ideas that are little understood, and therefore felt as emotional reaction. Rapport enables brainwashing to the new paradigm of reality or worldview. What we see depends on expectations, presumed truths.

The brain is hardwired to seek patterns in nature, culture and the phenomena of experience. Patterns arise in culture and language, marked by specialized uses of buzzwords. We create ourselves from imposed and adopted memetic stories.

Assumed Truths that Aren't

Mythologies, true or untrue, seem significant. We have to ask: "What do these things meme, and who do they serve?" The cultural phenomenon is real, but the content is dubious, at best, an emotional response to neo-utopian ideas that we can perfect ourselves or our societies.

Disinformation -- an ideological fantasy -- is actually communicated. The memeplex is an amalgamation of a confusion of several quantum theories, resonance phenomena, holography and bioholography, indigo children fantasies, singularity, and ascensionism -- an essentially warmed over Theosophical idea, that betrays a displaced belief in a Judgement or Rapture, erroneosly attributed to Christianity (denominational ideosyncrasies).

Singularity: Transcendence Meme

Kurzweilian singularity The Singularity is potentially like a technological ascension.

John von Neumann observed that...

... the ever accelerating progress of technology... gives the appearance of approaching some essential singularity in the history of the race beyond which human affairs, as we know them, could not continue.
<> <>If we interpret the Singularity literally, it would mean that we'll make nearly infinite progress (whatever that means) in finite time, which is a rather absurd notion that is impossible to fully grasp. According to Vinge, 'new models must be applied' for humans to have the slightest chance of understanding what's going on. The figurative interpretation of the concept of infinite progress is not only more believable but also much easier to visualise. Thus, the conservative view of the Singularity is that it is a point of change or crisis. Another way of putting it is that the trends are all there, but the significance and results of these trends are still being discussed.

these are all speculations, conjectures and theories

John Smart, a private teacher from Los Angeles, has a relatively conservative attitude towards the Singularity. He is making people aware of the Singularity through his website Singularity Watch, a source of carefully developed writing on the subject at an introductory and multidisciplinary level. According to the website, a 'singularity watcher' is 'neither absolutely convinced - nor uncritically happy - that the singularity is going to happen, but they do believe this issue deserves serious scientific investigation'. Due to his more conservative approach, Smart doesn't capitalise 'Singularity'.

The proposed society called the Singularity Club has an attitude towards the Singularity that is diametrically opposite Smart's. It is a more radical and controversial movement that claims that 'one must have the desire to not only survive the Singularity, but to ride its powerful wave right to Ascension (godhood). To, in effect, become the Singularity.'

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Facilitating the Ascension among humanity depends upon spiritual awareness being integrated into the structures of humanity, including thought structures (knowledge/worldview, psyche), relational structures (organizations, the economy, family relationships, romantic relationships, etc), physical structures, and so on. Ascension is not simply about reaching an enlightened state, but in modeling the structure of our reality in the "image" of our enlightened selves. I.e. Being Gods and Goddesses.

The work of an integration organization would be to foster "integration communities" - learning communities as I described in my previous email that support and empower people's evolution (no small task!), and explore how those evolutions can be embodied within the structures of people's realities. For example, there could be multiple learning community comprised of those working in organizations; as people develop spiritually, they experiment with new ways of manifesting their developing awareness within their organizational lives - through new ways of collaborating, communicating, leading, developing products/services, etc.

http://www.selftransform.net/DNA.htm

The human species have a 15 dimensional frequency bio-energetic field. DNA strands correspond to dimensional fields. The core Human DNA imprint is built on a 12 strand structure. Each strand corresponds to 1 of 12 dimensional frequency bands within the 15 dimensional scale. This implies that the human form was designed to embody 12 dimensions of conscious awareness (the full Christed state). In ancient days "ascension" was considered as dimension expansion.

Present day humans on average have 3 - 3.5 DNA strands activated. Healing modalities available through Selftransform, provide processes that clear blockages from the human bio-grid and the energetic bodies, stimulate the dormant portions of DNA into activation. The clearing of blockages progressively purges ancient distortions and mutations within the gene codes. Clearing the distortions opens the doors to higher levels of consciousness awareness and higher dimensions.

The distortions, mutations and all lower vibration (dense) disharmonic thought forms from past moments are known as miasms. Miasms distort the flow of energy and identity through the human system. Each lifetime's miasms are compounded, creating repetitive patterns in the current lifetime. Miasms are responsible for the manifestations of disease and disharmonic conditions within the body and life structure. Each person's miasmic imprint establishes their design and function of DNA. Transmuting miasms with the process of embodying higher identity levels allows activation of higher DNA strands. The activation of higher strands initiates a realignment in a person's life direction and physical health towards a more harmonious and joyful path.

Chakra activations, meditations, breathwork, building of the internal pillar of light, opening to the higher bodies are processes that expand and activate higher DNA strands (after transmuting all miasms).

The 2012 - 2017 ascension wave requires a qualification of at least a level 5 DNA strand.

 

Ascension from the DNA viewpoint, excerpt from Atlantis Rising magazine

This is an excerpt from the current Atlantis Rising magazine which kind of gives an overall picture of an ascension point of view I find really interesting. This article talks about "junk" DNA being utilized to help us evolve and I can't help but think kundalini changes would come about the same way.

In the article, Wilc_ock mentions torsion waves. A quick and dirty description would be spiraling energy wave. He says the universe is made of conscious energy. These are quotes from his book, Shift of Ages to kind of fill in a bit about energy and torsion waves. "What we have is a fluidlike energy source, which is technically known as an energy medium or substrate, and which exists everywhere throughout the known universe. This energy medium is normally unseen to us just as we do not see the air that we breathe, and could be thought of as the “body” of the One Infinite Creator". He refers to this as the "aether". Others might be more familiar with the term "zero point energy field". Everything is made of of various forms of this aether. "There are two major kinds of waves in the aether – electro/magnetic fields and gravitational / torsion fields." "All moving (propagating / dynamic) waves in this energy medium travel in spirals of various sizes, from very tiny to very large." "Light is simply one major type of movement of this energy – hence the aether can be thought of as “liquid light." He refers to this spiraling energy as "torsion waves".

If you don't want to slog through the article, what he says basically is that we are getting zapped by more energy from the universe than before and this is causing more "jumping gene" activity. Transposons or "jumping genes" can rearrange DNA ASAP. No milllions of years of evolution involved. He thinks this is the source of an upcoming major step in our evolution. Mew DNA creates the vessel that caries the ascended sapient soul. ... forces of darkness explodes in a singularity that creates a localized “Big Bang” .

Now on to the article excerpt.

"Torsion energy spiraling as the photon
band from the creative consciousness at the
core of our universe is Wil****’s “Energetic
Engine of Evolution.” Because of its curvilinear
form, the photon band is composed of
swaths of lesser and greater density of torsion
waves manifesting as higher dimensional
light. As our solar system orbits
episodically into galactic regions characterized
by greater density of torsion waves (i.e.,
greater light or consciousness), which it is
currently doing, life on our planet, including
the living organism that is earth, is intelligently
stimulated to evolve in spectacular
ways not only physically but also mentally,
emotionally, and spiritually.
“By combining the effects of geo-cosmic
change with the overall flourishing of humanity
in the cultural and spiritual sense,”
observes Wil****, “we see that as the cycle
continues to exponentially accelerate its energetic
rate of vibration into the 2012-2013
‘singularity,’ we can expect … rapid increases
in human awareness.” This centripetal cycle
leads inexorably to a “discontinuous megaevent
where ‘time and space collapse.’ ” Perhaps
this transformation of our experience of
time and space is the truth behind the disjointed
description of the “end of days” in the
Book of Revelation.
In humans, evolutionary activation occurs
as torsion waves stimulate transposons
or “jumping DNA” to rewrite the genetic
code—a phenomenon supported by a considerable
amount of scientific evidence. Bruce
Lipton’s research unambiguously affirms
that cells possess the ability to reprogram
their own DNA, with measurable physical results
such as otherwise inexplicable
dietary modifications
in organisms, when
environmentally prompted.
Dr. Lipton hypothesizes
that such rewriting, which
is typically beneficial, accounts
for up to ninety eight
percent of evolutionary
transformation.
Similarly, in a concise
but excellent study entitled
“Retrotransposons as Engines
of Human Bodily
Transformation,” biochemist Colm Kelleher
addresses the subject of radical genetic adaptation
or evolution as a result of what he
terms a “transposition burst.” “If one were to
hypothesize a transmutation of the human
body,” writes Dr. Kelleher, “it would be necessary
to orchestrate a change, cell by cell,
involving the simultaneous silencing of hundreds
of genes and the activation of a different
set of hundreds more.” A transposition
burst is a plausible mechanism at the DNA/
RNA level that could accomplish such a genome
wide change. Transposition bursts
comprise the concerted movement of multiple
mobile DNA elements from different genetic
locations to new positions, sometimes
on different chromosomes … Human DNA
contains an abundance of the necessary genetic
structures to accomplish a transposition
burst involving hundreds, or even thousands,
of genes.
Referencing a particular DNA sequence
containing three different transposon families
arranged in beadlike formation, Kelleher
theorizes that owing to its tripartite configuration,
this DNA sequence would be “an effective participant
in large-scale transposon
mediated genetic change that eventually results
in transformation of the human body.”
Perhaps the most undeniable evidence
supporting the concept of a torsion life-wave
or photon band of universal creative consciousness
energetically directing the spontaneous
formation and development of Earth
species comes from Tim Harwood, who calls
attention to one of nature’s more miraculous
phenomena. After caterpillars form their
chrysalis during metamorphosis, it is a little known
but very relevant fact that they completely
dissolve into a soup of amino acids before
reassembling into butterflies. This soup
contains no recognizable cells or DNA as it is
currently understood, but when the time is
right, the torsion life-wave signals the DNA
to recombine and, within a matter of days,
cells emerge to create new life-forms.
Wil**** concludes
that the human species,
somewhat like
caterpillars entering
metamorphosis, is currently
“being programmed
by the galactic
center to become
more advanced while
… still here in our
bodies.” This is made
possible because the
DNA molecule is like a
programmable piece of
hardware … so that if
you change the energy
wave that moves
through it, the
jumping DNA will encode
it into a completely
different form.
It is therefore possible
that as we move into
increasingly “intelligent"
zones of energy
in the galaxy, the DNA
energy patterns for the
creatures on the planet
are all upgraded, and the mutations occur so
rapidly—well within one lifetime—that no
“transitional” fossils exist.
Earth’s movement through a denser area
of the photon band directly aligned with galactic
center began around the time of the
so-called harmonic convergence in 1987, will
enter into a historical astronomical alignment
around 2012, and will be complete
(from our present linear perspective) by
about 2016. Over the course of the past two
decades, as Wil**** and the Weinholds point
out, major earth, planetary and solar
changes—from unprecedented alterations in
planetary atmospheres to drastic surges in
volcanic and earthquake activity—have been
observed. Arguably of greatest significance
from our perspective is that the sun is now
moving into alignment with galactic center.
During this transit the sun’s magnetic field
has increased over 230% and there have been
wildly elevated levels of sunspot activity (as
reported by NASA and other space agencies)
that have transmitted record-breaking waves
of electromagnetic (to say nothing of torsion)
energy to earth and thus to us.

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Old Time Religion (2)

It's no good for Billy Graham
It's no good for Billy Graham
It scares Hell out of Billy Graham
But it's good enough for me.

We will have a mighty orgy
In the honor of Astarte
It'll be one helluva party
And that's good enough for me.

We'll be met by Aphrodite,
She looks gorgeous in her nightie
She's kind of wild and flighty
But she's good enough for me.

There will be a lot of lovin'
When we're meeting in our coven,
Quit your pushin' and your shovin'
So there's room enough for me.

It was good enough for Sappho
With her Lady on her lap-o
She put Lesbos on the map-o
With her Pagan Poetry.

We will go and worship Hermes
Though his staff is full of wormies
He protects us from the germies
And that's good enough for me.

We will bow and worship Bacchus
And get mighty loud and racchus
Then we'll lay us down and facchus
And that's good enough for me.

We will go and worship Thor
He makes all the women sore
But they soon come back for more
And that's good enough for me.

We will all be saved by Mithras
We will all be saved by Mithras
Slay the Bull, and play the Zithras
On that resurrection day.

It was good enough for Loki
It was good enouqh for Loki
He thinks Thor's a little hokey
And he's good enough for me.

We will all go to Nirvana
We will all go to Nirvana
Make a left turn at Savannah
And we'll see the Promised Land

It was good for Old Jehovah
He had a son who was a Nova
Hey there, Mithras move on ova'
A new resurrection day.

I hear Valkyries a-coming
In the air their song is coming
They forgot the words-- they're humming
Yet they're good enough for me.

There are those who when they've got E
Normous problems that are knotty,
Just refer them to Hecate,
And that's good enough for me.

There was a time, so I've heard tell a
Fine, upstanding, strong young fella,
Gave his all to serve Cybele
And that's good enough for me.

As the waning year is ending,
Young and old souls now are blending,
Voices round the circle sending
Samhain joy across the worlds.

Through the endless night we shiver,
Flames around the Yule log quiver
As we aim to praise the Giver
Of the Sun on Solstice Morn.

Pagans gather in the clearing
For the end of winter's nearing
And the maiden is appearing
Bringing promises of spring

Light and darkness stand together
Leafing birch and flow'ring heather
Brethren clad in fur and feather
Tell us spring has come again

We will all do praise to Horus
In an old Egyptian chorus
If there's something in it for us
Then it's good enough for me

Do the rites of old Cthulhu
You and me and Mr. Sulu
Howling like a drunken Zulu
And it's good enough for me

We will all sacrifice to Kali
Though embracing her is folly
She'd be quite an armful - golly
And she's good enough for me

It was good for old Osirus
But what I want to inquire is
Can you xerox a papyrus?
And it's good enough for me

It was good for Dionysis
Till one time there came a crisis
From a rise in tavern prices
And it's good enough for me

Well, Pan's pipes got clogged last summer
And it really was a bummer
Fin'ly had to call the plumber
But it's good enough for me

Necronomicon? I'll buy one
Liber Eibon I'll reply on
And the Protocols of Zion
They're all good enough for me.

We had better worship Neptune,
We had better worship Neptune,
If we don't we'll all be wet soon,
And that's good enough for me.

It was good for Bilbo Baggins
It was good for Bilbo Baggins
Treasure sometimes comes with dragons
But it's good enough for me.

You can keep your saints and Halos
Myrrh, frankincense and aloes
Let's toss virgins in volcanoes
And that's good enough for me.

If you pray to Old Uranus
Then your crime is truly heinous
You can stick it in your songbook
'Cause it's good enough for me.

Let us all join with the Dryads
Let us all join with the Dryads
Trees may not quite be the Triad
But they're good enough for me.

Michael Valentine is grokking
Clothing usage he is a-topping
"Thou art God" the phrase he's dropping
And I'm good enough for me.

We will venerate the Buddha
We will venerate the Buddha
He ain't quite the Lion of Judah
But he's good enough for me.

Always be polite to Witches
Always be polite to Witches
If you cross them they are bitches
And they throw some nasty spells.

Oh the ancient goddess Herthus
From herself the earth did birth us
Were her sins so bad they're worth us?
And she's good enough for me.

The Episcopals are sav'ed
In the Lamb's blood they are bathed
While I'm totally depraved
And it's good enough for me.

That old wondrous fairy - Morgan,
Could appreciate an organ
Just as long as it was workin'
Tho' her prices weren't free

Necronomicon's still leading
All the others it's exceeding
But don't move your lips when reading
'Cause that isn't good for you

We will worship old Osirus
As we sit and smoke Papyrus
We will prob'ly catch a virus
But it's good enough for me.

If you think these verses floor us
Then just write another chorus
Just as long as you don't bore us
Then it's good enough for me.

There's a blacksmith god, --Hephaestus
Far ahead of all the rest o'us
And his balls are pure asbestos
But he's good enough for me.

Now there was this wizard, Merlin,
Really kept the world a-twirlin'
Til he got mixed up in girlin'
But he's good enough for me.

If your rising sign is Aries,
You'll be taken by the fairies,
Meet the Buddha in Benares
Where he'll hit you with a pie.

We will venerate Bubastes
We will venerate Bubastes
If you like us, then just ask us
And that's good enough for me.

We will read from the Cabala
We will read from the Cabala
It won't get you in Valhalla
Yet it's good enough for me

It was Gerald wrote the ditty
And Al Crowley made it pretty
Ain't traditional one bitty
But it's good enough for me

Let us not forget Puck
Let us take a leaping fuck
Let us wade on through the muck
And it's good enough for me

We will even worship Hades
Though he dwells among the shades
He still picks up pretty ladies
And he's good enough for me

Let's all hug our earthy mother
There is nothing that I'd druther
She's better than any other
And that's good enough for me

We will all practice tantra
Groans and grunts will be our mantra
There's nothing that you can't'a
It's good enough for me

There are frogs out in the Abyss
Armed with athame and Labrys
They are green and rather scabrous
But they're good enough for me

Well, the Japanese use Shinto
There's no telling what they're in to
It helps them outsell the pinto
And that's good enough for me

We will bow down to Cuchulain
He's got all the women droolin'
Tell you brother, I'm not foolin
And that's good enough for me

Oh the Christians are a humming
'Cause they say their God is Comin'
But our God has come two times tonight
And the Goddess at least three

And the Brave Illuminati
Can hail Eris in a body
Though we think they're rather dotty
They're fun enough for me

We will worship old Poseidon
And the dolphin he's a-ridin'
Though it has a scaly hide on
Still that is good enough for me

We will run the Lupercalia
With our leather paraphernalia
Substitute for genitalia,
That's not good enough for me

We will all go worship Loki
And he'll tell a dirty jokie
And get locked up in the pokey
But that's good enough for me,

We will worship like the druids
Drinking strange fermented fluids
Dancing naked through the wo-ods
But that's good enough for me,

We will worship Good Old Buddha
Of the gods, there are none cutah
Comes in silver, brass or pewtah
And that's good enough for me,

It was good enough for Thor
I can hear his thunder roar
Or maybe it's his snore
But it's good enough for me.

There's the God who is a monkey
His behavior's kind of funky
But he makes a lousy bunkie
Still he is good enough for me.

We will sacrifice to Kali
Though her Thugs don't act too pally
When you meet them in an alley
She's still good enough for me.

We will all go worship Juno
For there is one thing we do know
She did not burn Brother Bruno
Which is good enough for me,

We will all go worship Vesta
For her cooking is the best a
All the food at the fiesta
Which is good enough for me.

We will visit with the Sidhe [mispronounciation!, does not rhyme]
And we'll drink until we're giddy
Leave behind Gordon Liddy
Which is good enough for me.

We will even worship Yoda
Who is small as an iota
But fulfills his jedi quota
Which is good enough for me

We will praise the gods of Hagar
At a sort of Nordic seder
Buy the sacraments from Zabar
And that's good enough for me

We will hoist a mighty flagon
To the Glory of old Dagon
And we won't go on the wagon
Which is good enough for me.

We will bow down to the goddess
As she wears her Cretan bodice
And the women cry "Come prod us"
Which is good enough for me

When we gather with Astarte
It will be a noisy party
For the loving will be hearty
And that's good enough for me

Here's to Shakespeare's Setebos
From the South American Coast
To Caliban, he is the most
And he's good enough for me

Well, those Christians are all humming
Cause they say their God is coming;
Our God came three times this evening;
That's good enough for me.

Let us sing to Mother Hera,
Papa Zeus had best beware-a,
'Cause his wife's a holy terror --
That's good enough for me.

Let us sing one verse to Shiva
Because it made me a believer
When I saw Parvati's beaver --
It's good enough for me.

Let us sing to Mother Isis:
She's no female Dionysus,
Jut she's okay in a crisis --
She's good enough for me.

Let's wave bye-bye to Jehovah,
'Cause his age is almost over --
Patriarchal pigs in clover
Ain't good enough for me.

You can read of King Osiris
And his death-by-kinship virus
In some moldy old papyrus --
That's good enough for me.

Old Jehovah wants your foreskin --
So Jehovah wants your foreskin?
What good to him's one more skin?
It's good enough on me

Let us raise a toast to Bacchus,
We will raise a royal ruckus --
When we'll lay us down and fuck us --
That's good enough for me.

There's an Ibis-headed cutie,
Keeplng records is his duty,
And his name's Tahuti-Frutti --
That's good enough for me.

And we'll even sing to Moses,
Though his law's no bed of roses.
Let him pay us what he owes us --
That's good enough for me.

With your trusty old athame
You can blast a double whammy --
Or slice and dice salami --
That's good enough for me.

There's that bathing beauty, Venus --
She'd just love to lay between us.
(There's two ways to take a penis --
Both good enough for me!)

There are those who practice Voodoo
There are those who practice voodoo
I know I do: I hope you do
That's good enough for me

It may look like knife and chalice,
It may look like knife and chalice
But it's really quim and phallus --
That's good enough for me.

We have lots of fun at Samhain,
Everyone has fun at Samhain --
Except perhaps a cowan --
But that's okay by me.

Well she raised an awful flurry
When she made the scholars worry
Thank the gods for Margaret Murray
She's good enough for me.

At Prodea we're artistic.
And a trifle egoistic
But above all lesbianistic
Its good enough for me.

There are some that say its scary
When the Papists pray to Mary
Her son may be a fairy
But she's good enough for me

Well it made me a believer
When I met that old man Shiva
And his Cannibls Sativa
It's good enough for me.

Let us go and worship Loki
He's the old Norse god of chaos
Which is why this verse doesn't rhyme or scan --
But it's good enough for me.

Well I tried to read the Koran
Like some macho Muslim moron
But it's just too goddam borin'
Not good enough for me.

All this Muslim hype on Allah
Is immensely hard to swallah
I myself prefer Damballah
That's good enough for me.

When you go to worship Odin
You don't need a tie or coat on
You just slap a little woad on
So it's good enough for me.

It was good enough for granny
She could cast a double whammy
That would knock you on your fanny
So it's good enough for me.

It's the fruit of all my training
And it don't need no explaining
Now if it would just stop raining
It's good enough for me

Jerry Falwell says he's sav-ed
In the lamb's blood he is bath-ed
And he thinks that I'm deprav-ed
But that doesn't bother me

Paganism's our life's spices
The old God of man entices
So just ankh if you love Isis
And that's good enough for me

Let us sing a verse for Alison
A pagan without malice and
She's California's talisman
She's good enough for me

Here is one thing that I do know
Jove's favorite is Juno
'Cause she's awfully good at - you know
And that's good enough for me.

Don't forget about great Isis
She'll stand by us in a crisis
And she hasn't raised her prices
So she's good enough for me.

Thanks to great Quetzalcoatl
And the sacred Axolotl
For the gift of chocolotl
And please pass some on to me.

We'll sing praises to Apollo
Where the Sun God leads we'll follow
Tho' his head's a little hollow
He's good enough for me.

Let us gather in our saunas-
When the spirit comes upon us
To perform the rites of Faunus
That's good enough for me.

When you go to California
Pagans there'll jump upon ya
Well don't say I didn't warn ya
You heard it first from me.

We will all bow down to Lilith
'Cause she doeth what she willith
When she willth Lilith killith
But it's good enough for me.

When we all bowed down to Nuit
There was really nothing to it
Uncle Alex made us do it
That's good enough for me.

It's not good enough for Reagan
It's not good enough for Reagan
He's too square to be a Pagan
But it's good enough for me.

Nous nous appellons Druides
Et nous sommes de l'Atlantide
C'est peut-etre un peu stupide
Mais c'est bon mon avis
(We call ourselves Druids
We come from Atlantis
Maybe that's stupld, but
It's good enough for me.)

Meeting at the Wltching Hour
By the Bud and Branch and Flower
Folks are raising up the power
And that's where I want to be.

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